12 Days of Halloween – Day 5

Vampires are so dead

Enough with the vampires already. At the risk of alienating my wife, who watches all 26 shows dealing with vampires, it’s time for the bloodsucker craze to crawl back into its collective casket. I may need to stage an intervention for her just to recapture my TV and watch something that doesn’t involve overly pretty people biting each other’s necks. It’s gotten so bad at my house that she’s taken to DVR’ing kid’s programs in the hopes of finding a rerun with this guy.

The Count