12 Days of Halloween – Day 8

Vegan Zombies

True, most zombies do crave brains. But there’s a group of hipster zombies that avoid brains like the last plague. For these health-concious members of the walking dead, it’s grains they’re after. They’ll kill it for millet, go vulgar for bulgur, and get gnarly for barley.

So next time one starts drooling over your leg, offer them a legume instead.